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I mean, there’s no rule that says the obligatory grim-faced loner who doesn’t become part of the team until the show is fifteen or twenty episodes deep and whose bleak, fucked up backstory ends up driving the back half of the plot can’t be a catgirl.
Harrow: my deepest darkest trauma is that my parents killed a bunch of children in order to make me into a powerful necromancer. they died for me. their blood is on my hands.
Gideon: that sucks dude. anyways I’m going to sacrifice myself to save your life. you’ll be an even more powerful necromancer. pretty sick, huh?
Gideon: why are you so upset about this
Gideon: is it because you don’t like me
Gideon: my deepest darkest trauma is that nobody ever cared if I lived or died, except for you. the thought of being forgotten entirely by everyone is so terrifying to me that I have never cared if you loved me or hated me, as long as you were as obsessed with me as I was with you.
Harrow: that sucks dude. anyways I’m going give myself a lobotomy so I forget about you entirely. this will preserve your soul so you can maybe hypothetically come back someday.
